Chapter 20
Running With the Big Dogs
So, how did you end up in this line of work, Pike? asked Aston.It had been a long few days of feverish preparation for the coming battle, with stress levels running high. At night, the base was locked down tight and everyone expected the general quarters alarm to sound every minute. By day, preparations went on from first light until the fading rays of the sun made it too dangerous to continue work outside then work continued inside.
But there were rare moments of peace. Pike was smart enough to realize he needed rested people to win the coming fight, not fatigue-addled zombies who would make mistakes, misinterpret orders, or get tunnel vision and not be able to evaluate tactical situations from a broad enough perspective.
And it was during one of those downtimes that Pike sat in the deserted ward room with Hudson and Aston, terrain maps and supply inventories momentarily shoved aside in favor of cigars, a few fingers of whiskey, and some informal conversation free of rank.
Howd I get into this line of work? repeated Pike, his boots up on the table and his hands laced behind his head.
He drew on his cigar contemplatively for a moment, then said, Started a long time ago in L.A. I was a punk, going nowhere fast. Then I met a girl named Buffy Summers. Called herself a vampire slayer, like that Erin kid. She showed me that there were hidden things in this world bigger than me. It woke me up, you know? Got me thinking about the future something Id never really done before. I figured this world was in for some tough going in the next few years. But what the hell did I know about fighting a war? So I did a hitch with the Corps, just to get some of the basics. Wasnt in there very long before the shit with the Master came down in Sunnydale.
Pike looked distant and lonely for a moment. I found out later that Buffy was killed trying to stop him. The Harvest changed everything, of course. It wasnt too long before we humans had a major war on our hands. I fought in half a dozen of the really big dustups: Los Angeles, San Antonio, Third Manassas I was there when we defeated the Master in 99. But as you know, it didnt end with him. The Master and his goons had opened the gates of Hell, and everything under the sun was coming through. Every time we beat one supernatural thug back, another one would show up with another legion of demons and undead. It became a grinding war of attrition. Then some asshole in the Pentagon decided to give the nukes a try. Turned half the country into no mans land.
And so finally this is all thats left of humanity. Scattered tribes. No central authority, no national government, no organized military anymore. Nothing. The middle ages with rifles and howitzers. And look at me. Just a grunt when all this started, and now Im leading these people. Go figure it.
Aston didnt think Pike noticed the surprised glance that passed between him and Hudson at the name Buffy Summers. It gave the Briton pause. Buffy seemed to change things, to twist fate around her no matter what universe she was in. And it seemed to Aston that no matter where he went, he found himself caught up in her swirling destiny even if, in this case, it was only posthumously.
Life is unpredictable, thats for damn sure, said Hudson.
You can say that again, agreed Pike, taking a slug of whiskey. So, I know a little bit about you guys, but I get the feeling I dont know the half of it. You feel like talking?
Aston shrugged. Depends on how open you are to listening. You ever hear of the Dark Hunter ?
* * *
Whered you learn to pick cuffs like that? Elisa asked Spike, twirling the handcuffs around one finger as she surveyed the small domicile in which the two of them had taken refuge. The quarters were in what she could only describe as an apartment block, but what had lived in it or was still living in it she couldnt imagine. There was a lot she couldnt imagine about the strange city that she and Spike had staggered into in order to seek refuge from the storm.
Oh, Im not a very nice man, you see. It pays to develop such talents when youre not a very nice man, said Spike.
I dont think youre as bad as you like to believe you are.
Id ask your mother about that before drawing any highly charitable conclusions about me. You have no idea what Im capable of.
I know what youre capable of. Youre capable of risking your life to save a complete stranger.
Well, I suppose youve got me there, said Spike. Scary thought, me developing a sense of selflessness.
He shrugged out his fatigue jacket and winced. Elisa saw blood staining his shirt at the shoulder.
Youre hurt. Let me take a look at that, said Elisa as Spike settled stiffly into a chair in the small living quarters.
Spike tried to rotate his shoulder and winced in pain.
I could let you have a look, but I dont think youd like what you discovered very much, he said.
I have a stronger stomach than you might think, said Elisa.
Without warning, she leaned across and pushed aside his shirt to expose the shoulder. It was completely healed over.
What the . ? she asked, sitting back heavily in her chair.
Well, now youve done it.
You youre a a stammered Elisa.
A vampire. Spot on. But not one of the nasty ones. At least I dont think so not anymore. Happens to a guy when he gets his soul back. You can ask good old Dad about that.
Ive never seen a vampire before, Elisa said hesitantly, tentatively pushing aside the fabric again and reexamining the wound or non-wound as the case seemed to be.
No, I dont suppose you would have. Extinct on your world, or so Im told. Youre not scared of me, then?
She glanced up at him and said, You were with Mom and Dad. Obviously they trust you. So why shouldnt I?
Maybe because Ive never really been the trustworthy sort.
Elisa sighed and sat back. Look, Spike. Lets get it all out in the open and stop playing games. Are you planning on feeding on me?
No, not actually.
Then thats good enough for me until you demonstrate otherwise. Unless I miss my guess, this is Hell, and thats not my neighborhood. You and your demon might fare a little better than I would around these parts, so if its all the same, Ill stick with you for the time being.
Brave girl, said Spike.
Brave? Im scared out of my wits.
The youre a smart girl, too. Bravery doesnt mean not being scared. It just means getting on with what needs to be done even when you just want to crawl in hole and hide.
Sounds like something my mother would say, said Elisa. Is it?
Spike shrugged and winced again. Your mother was always more of a fighter than a philosopher, at least on the outside.
Elisa looked puzzled at his discomfort. The wound looks healed to me. Whats wrong?
The wound healed over, but the bullets lodged in a bad spot. A shoulder is a very complicated bit of machinery, and this one wont heal correctly as long as the bullets in there gumming up the works, said Spike. He withdrew a combat knife from behind his back and handed it to her hilt first.
Im afraid youll have to dig it out with this, he said. Itll hurt like a bastard, but you wont kill me, and Ill be right as rain in nothing flat.
Im not sure
Im not going to be much good to you with a bum shoulder, love.
Okay. But Im a musician, not a surgeon. Dissecting a frog in high school is about as far as Ive ever gone. This isnt going to be subtle or pretty, said Elisa. Take off your shirt.
So, were you and Mom friends or something? asked Elisa as Spike unbuttoned his shirt and laid it aside.
Spike chuckled. Not exactly, no. Spent a lot of time trying to kill each other, actually.
So what changed? she asked, feeling around the shoulder for the location of the bullet.
I did. She did. I got my soul back literally. She found hers figuratively. We decided neither one of us liked where we were going so we just stopped. Turned around and started back from the precipice.
Then both of you are pretty smart. From what Ive seen, most people dont even realize theyre at the precipice until theyve stepped over the edge and are in freefall, said Elisa.
Your mums pretty smart at that ouch.
I found it, huh?
Spike nodded. You found the blasted thing, all right.
I need a pair of pliers or something. If I go hunting around with my fingers, Im liable to just push the thing around.
I wouldnt be keen on that, said Spike. He set his musette bag in front of him and opened it. Lets see what weve got in this little grab bag.
He hunted around in the bag and finally managed to come up with a pair of needle nosed pliers from a general issue toolkit.
Ah, good, said Elisa. Now, what were you saying about Mom?
I was saying
Elisa made an incision in Spikes shoulder without warning.
To his credit, a slight grimace was the totality of his protests.
That was damnably sneaky of you, said Spike.
Sneakiness is greatly underappreciated as a character trait, responded Elisa as she probed the incision with the pliers and managed to get a firm grip on the flattened metal projectile.
Ready? she asked.
Spike took a deep breath. Go for it, love. Short and sweet.
Elisa removed the bullet swiftly and smoothly, in one motion.
Ahh! Bloody hell, that hurt, said Spike.
Elisa tossed the bullet aside. Well, thatll teach you not to try to be such a knight in shining armor. Youll get yourself killed coming to the rescue of all us damsels in distress.
Unexpectedly, Spike took her hand in his and looked her directly in the eye. Some of them are worth it. Thank you.
Elisa smiled and pretended to punch him playfully on his recovering shoulder. Youd better believe we are.
An awkward moment passed and Spike cleared his throat.
Well. That should heal up just dandily, he said, rising and pulling his shirt back on hastily. Unfortunately, were still stuck up a rather nasty little creek here. We need to find food and water, then we need to work on finding a way back to that portal.
Is there food in Hell? asked Elsia, wiping the blood off the knife and pliers.
As I understand it, your mother survived for quite a long time down here. Obviously theres something edible. Unfortunately, I dont know what that would be, and I suspect theres a long list of very unhealthy things to eat in this place.
Mom and the others will come looking for us, you know. I dont think we need to worry about setting up our little house on the prairie just yet, said Elisa.
I hope youre right about that, ducks, said Spike. I really, truly do.
* * *
This is very cool, yelled Xander over the roar of the dune buggys rear mounted engine.
Absolutely! shouted Buffy in return as she guided the lead Desert Patrol Vehicle across the dusty wasteland of Hell, raising a cloud of dust that had probably alerted everything within twenty miles to their presence. It couldnt be helped, though. Elisa and Spike were too far off, and the discovery of the military surplus Desert Patrol Vehicles in the Belize facilitys armory was too convenient, to risk slogging miles through the inhospitable reaches of Hell on foot.
A dozen yards off her right rear quarter, Angel and Lillith followed her in the second vehicle.
Hows that locating beacon working? asked Buffy.
Xander glanced at the radio direction finder theyd found in Cades armory. Its needle pointed back toward the locating beacon theyd placed at the Crossover Zone to help them navigate back. The beacon was another one of Cades toys, and a pretty useful gadget to have in Hell without magnetic pole to get compass readings on. He apparently thought of just about everything.
Ive got a strong reciprocal bearing. Signals good, said Xander. Cade certainly seems to have thought his inventory through. I get the impression that he had big plans for Hell. Probably planning to secure the Hellside transit point with a firebase. I havent seen so much ordnance in one place since the M-7 war.
Cades not a guy for thinking small, I take it?
Not at all. Hes not a guy for taking stupid chances, either. If he was opening a door to Hell, then he had good reason to think he had the big stick to back up his plans, said Xander.
Judging from what was in the armory, Id say he might have been right, said Buffy. The last time I fought a large force of demons, we took them apart with a lot less firepower than what Cade was stockpiling. Demons dont seem to have a clue about modern firearms or tactics. Maybe they havent gotten the message about cold iron, enchanted weapons and silver bullets yet, because they attack like the damn Roman Legions. I think they go for numbers over tactics. Or they did, anyway. Lets hope they dont learn from experience.
Lets hope we dont have to find out.
Buffy nodded. Amen.
I wonder what the fifty cal on this baby is packing. Its not silver, said Xander, casting a glance at the Desert Patrol Vehicles fifty caliber machine gun.
Probably the same cold iron alloy the DH Group was using years ago. It works. Not as effective as silver or the enchanted stuff, but itll get the job done with a heart or head shot.
Xander grinned. This is starting to look like old times, Buff.
Old times with a lot more firepower, said Buffy.
Not very politically correct.
If I were a network exec Id lose sleep over it. As far as Im concerned, were going to do some damage, said Buffy.
Xander didnt think hed ever seen such a sadistic smile on Buffy Summers. It sent a chill down his spine, and he knew then and there that this was still a woman he could count on to finish what she started. And here in Hell, far from home and behind enemy lines, Xander couldnt think of anything hed rather have in an ally.
Lets rock, he said.
* * *
So, like, what is this again? asked Cordelia, a look of titanic incomprehension on her face.
Its a scanning electron microscope. Very sophisticated. Some of it is probably M-7 technology, said Willow, engrossed in an object pictured on the microscopes flat panel display.
The two women were in one of the M-7 complexs laboratories.
The M-7s were those alien thingies you fought on this world, right?
The alien thingies. Yeah, that would be them, said Willow.
We never had aliens on my Earth. Just demons and stuff.
Oh, well, then you missed all the fun, said Willow, smirking.
Cordelia studied the green-hued image on the electron microscopes screen and said, What is it?
Its a machine, of sorts. A nanobot, said Willow.
Eww. Whered you get it?
From me. Its in my blood. Probably in Angels, too. And I suspect youll find the same in Oz and Elisa.
Cordelia stepped closer to the monitor. This is beyond anything Ive seen. Maybe the Lothair Corporation could have pulled something like this off
Who? asked Willow.
Nothing. Just thinking out loud. What Im saying is, this thing shouldnt exist in this world.
Willow raised an eyebrow, surprised at the intelligence lurking beneath this particular Cordelias dumb-as-a-post first impression. The multiverse never ceased to amaze.
Youre right. Even with what we learned from the M-7s technology, this is beyond anything we can do. I mean, weve made advances in nanotechnology, but nothing like this thing.
What does it do? asked Cordelia.
As near as I can tell, this particular variety acts as a sort of caretaker for cells. It corrects any DNA transcription errors it finds, literally rebuilding genetically damaged cells before they can reproduce and replicate the errors. Ive found several others, one of which appears to scour the body for free radicals. There are others I havent figured out yet, but it looks like they all have one thing in common, said Willow.
The aging process.
Willow nodded. Yep. Thats why Im suddenly getting my youthful glow back. Oz and Angel, too. Provided these little buggers dont have any nasty side effects, this is as close to the fountain of youth as anyones ever managed to find. I just wish I knew who found it, and why weve ended up with them.
Flynn. Or Lillith. But most likely Flynn, said Cordelia.
Why would Flynn do something like this?
Cordy shrugged. Dont ask me. Hes Buffys problem. Im just along for the kicks.
Buffy. That must be it, said Willow. Shes immortal. Biologically shes what, twenty years younger than I am? So why didnt she come back to a point in time just after she left?
Cause she wouldve destroyed what her daughter had become without her. It was a conscience deal. You know how she gets with that sort of thing. She only got involved here because of Cade. She never meant to.
It must be absolutely terrible for her, said Willow, shaking her head. To come back after so long just to find that time has passed you by? That the people you cared about have grown old and left you behind? That may be whats behind this.
You think Flynn wants you guys back in the same age bracket again? Maybe get all the Slayerettes back together? asked Cordelia.
I think its possible. If you know Buffy, this Buffy, then you know how she is about Angel and Elisa. I dont think she could bring herself to leave them again, but emotionally this whole thing is a train wreck just waiting to happen. Flynn needs her for something. What he doesnt need is a Slayer whos going through an emotional meltdown. Buffys the strongest person I know when it comes to fighting evil. Unfortunately, when it comes to the people she loves, shes one of the most vulnerable, too. Maybe Flynn sees that.
I wouldnt count on Flynns sentimental side, said Cordelia.
Willow glanced at her watch. It was almost on the hour. Time to open the wormhole again. Lets head back to the lab.
* * *
You four are here because you are the four best operatives weve got, Flynns Killer Elite. Yes, this is that bad. Let me bring you guys up to speed, said Willow Six Five November. What were looking at is a Cascade Reality compromise encompassing approximately ninety-nine point nine eight percent of mapped Realities. GHOST did a preliminary magnitude assessment and the only thing she could come up with that could destabilize that many timestreams simultaneously would be the Elemental Abstract.
What about other possibilities? The Von Housemann Dark Mind, maybe a very powerful Joergensons Entity? Maybe even the Genesis Symmetry? asked Elisa McKenna. Mac had always been by far the most academic of the group. It fit with what Willow knew of the former Dark Hunters approach to the job of fighting evil careful, intelligent, responsible, and lethal.
The Dark Mind and the Joergensons Entities wouldnt be able to affect multiple realities simultaneously. And if the Genesis Symmetry is anything more than an Elder Power urban legend, I think it would be worse than even this.
The Symmetry is real end-of-time stuff. It shouldnt manifest itself until a fourfold unification of forces reoccurs at the simultaneous terminus of the primary timestreams, said GHOST.
Faith Six One Whiskey Kilo smirked. Thanks, G. That cleared things right up.
Moving forward, said Willow, this event is what is known in temporal dynamics as a metastable fixed attractor. Meaning, we dont have the resources to budge the thing, let alone change it.
We could nail a requisite precursor, undermine it that way, said Buffy Echo Fox. Thats how we handled the Harvest in Five Six Romeo.
The one where Buffy died in L.A. and never got to Sunnydale? asked Cordelia Niner Bravo.
Buffy Echo Fox nodded. Right. I had to go back to two years before the Harvest and neutralize the drunk driver that killed her. It was a gamble, since it really wasnt a Convergence Node event, but it did stabilize that timestream and get the probabilities to fall out a bit more in our favor.
Willow shook her head. I had the same thought. GHOST came up with several solid precursor events, but we got data back from our drones and it turns out that whatever is going on was set up by the actions of Buffy Two Six Alpha herself. If we undo any of the precursors, we undo everything that shes done since. That would be a disaster, and not only because of her role in defeating the Avatar in her timeline.
Lets not be vague now, said Cordelia.
Willow thought it over then nodded. Okay. What Im about to tell you doesnt go beyond this room. Its classified Ultra knowledge outside of this organization could cause unknown damage to the timestreams. Buffy Two Six Alpha is vital because it stands at seventy five percent probability that she will be the Buffy who is instrumental in helping Lysette Haven Four Six Juliet recognize her role as the White Rose Bodhisattva. I dont need to tell any of you that GHOSTs projections are for Buffy and the Bodhisattva to be the human races two primary Transfigurative Aspects during the Final Battle. And according to the current probabilities, Two Six Alpha and Four Six Juliet are the key incarnations of those Aspects into which all the others will be unified. This is very serious stuff. It doesnt get any more serious.
Willow let that sink in. Even Faith seemed to appreciate the gravity of the situation.
So where does that leave us? The Bodhisattva and the Reunification and the Final Battle wont mean a damn if the Abstract decimates ninety-nine point nine eight percent of the mapped Realities, said Mac.
I asked GHOST to model the contingent event chains using data from our bracketed data probes. Shes come up with something interesting. Whenever she makes a time stream observation and the probabilities in Two Six Alpha happen to favor Buffys safe return through the wormhole, the chances of the Cascade suffer a very significant downspike. In other words, one of the best ways to positively impact this scenario is to ensure Buffys safe return from Hell, and according to the simulations, the biggest risk right now is that Willow Two Six Alpha for some reason fails to open the wormhole and Buffy is killed. We dont know why Willow fails to open the wormhole in time, but the probability is very high, said Willow.
What about the integrity of the timestream? Buffy Two Six Alpha has already begun superposing a new template on that Reality. There could be stability problems if we go in and start introducing even more permutations to the mix, said Mac.
That was my first concern, said Willow. But GHOST thinks we can insert into Two Six Alpha safely. Temporal decoupling generally only occurs when you keep trying to undo or change your own role in a particular time interval. It has to do with the quantum indeterminacy that is introduced by continual remapping of the same event chain. But since you four wont be rewriting your own roles in the progression of the Two Six Alpha timeline, GHOST doesnt anticipate any statistically significant problem. Of course, in this business theres no sure thing.
Do you have a mission profile for us? asked Buffy.
And can we launch without Flynns approval? added Cordelia.
GHOST is working on that, and well find out, said Willow. Not even GHOST has been able to contact him, and if the percentages on that Cascade get much higher, we could find ourselves with a situation we cant correct without massive and dangerous manipulation of the timestreams if we can correct it at all. Its never been put to the test, but mathematically speaking there may be such a thing as an event sink, an event whose probability approaches certainty and can never be undone without destroying the entire probability structure of the affected Reality. We wait on Flynn for this, it could be too late. Im second in command, and since Ive got GHOSTs blessing on this, I say we go.
Fuckin A, we go, said Faith. Beats sitting around here waiting for it to hit the fan.
Mac? Buffy? You two have the most experience. Whats your call? asked Willow.
Mac said, Flynn rarely overrides GHOST on these things, and when he does Im pretty sure hes acting on an agenda rather than on any concrete safety concerns. As long as GHOSTs simulations and projections back you up on this, Ill sign off on it.
Buffy Three Echo Foxtrot nodded. I agree. We go.
Okay, then you four are now officially the pointy end of the stick. GHOSTs designation for this operation is Twilight Sword. Mac, shes recommended you as squad leader, as usual, said Willow.
Mac inclined her head in acknowledgement and said, No problem. But I want to see details. Sometimes Flynn has us flying mighty blind, and I dont think we need to be taking risks like that on this one.
No, we dont. She pressed a key on a remote control and a three-dimensional map of some sort of research complex appeared above the center of the conference table. She cleared her throat. Take a good look at this map. This is where youre going